Hunter Biden is launching a memecoin on Wednesday. He is airdropping it to everyone who lost money on Trump’s.

The $LAPTOP token will go live on Base with 1 billion tokens, a six-month founder lockup, and conditional burns tied to the 2028 election. The 20% airdrop targets wallets that bled money on $TRUMP, Substack subscribers, and the mailing list of Channel 5 journalist Andrew Callaghan. Summary Hunter Biden will launch the $LAPTOP memecoin on Base on Sept. 9, with a total supply of 1 billion tokens and 30% locked to founders for six months. A 20% airdrop will go to wallets that lost money on the $TRUMP token, Biden’s Substack subscribers, and Andrew Callaghan’s Channel 5 mailing list. Up to 30% of supply faces conditional burns tied to 30 preset events, including a Democratic win in 2028, bitcoin hitting a new all-time high, and $LAPTOP flipping $TRUMP’s market cap. Tokens tied to unmet conditions will be donated to charity, not returned to the founding team. The launch comes as $TRUMP trades at $2.25, down 97% from its $73.43 peak, with 988,905 wallets sitting on combined losses of $3.81 billion. On a Sunday evening in early September, Hunter Biden posted two words and a date to X: “$LAPTOP September 9.” No whitepaper. No Medium thread explaining the vision. No staged Twitter Spaces wi...