Tottenham sits bottom of Premier League table with 0 points after two losses

Two games into the 2026/27 Premier League season, Tottenham Hotspur have managed to find themselves in the one position that should have been impossible after spending £85 million on a single player this summer: dead last. The north London club sits 20th in the table with zero points, zero goals scored, and five conceded. For a team that narrowly escaped relegation last season, this is less a stumbling start and more a continuation of a very troubling trend. Two matches, two blanks, five holes in the net The season opened on August 22 with a trip to Brentford. It did not go well. Tottenham lost 3-0, a scoreline that somehow felt generous given how the match unfolded. A week later, on August 29, Spurs returned to their home ground for a visit from Newcastle United. The result was marginally less embarrassing on paper, a 0-2 defeat, but arguably worse in context. Losing at home to open the campaign, without managing a single goal, is the kind of thing that gets supporters reaching for their season ticket refund policies. There was, admittedly, one bright spot sandwiched between the two Premier League disasters. On August 26, Tottenham thrashed Charlton Athletic 5-1 in the Carabao Cup...